[Ow, that kind of hurts. He hisses then quickly nods.]

Yeah, yeah, four.

[This is seriously the weirdest torture he's ever been put through. He's not sure whether he should like it or hate it.]

Um... I made a couple of 'em get locked in the janitor's closet once. Set one of them up for the principle to find him with his pants off at that one dance.

[This next one is a little quieter,]

... Tricked one of 'em into letting me blow them off in the bathroom.

[He told him there would be a girl in the nearby stall, but that had been a total lie.]