snarky as fuck > locked to xanxus

[electricitybill]

[She was standing by the bottom of the stairs, waiting patiently for him. Foot tapping against the ground as she stood there. Completely displeased with all of this. Man oh fucking man, was he going to hear it from her. She could deal with him... she's dealt with a ton worse.

Today, he was going to have to deal with her.]

Xanxus! You wanted more whisky, so get dressed and let's go. I'm not going without you, last time was a waste.

[Wrong drink and she nearly had her head smashed in from it. Go figure.]

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[whiskeyglassestoyourhead]

Oi!

[Xanxus appears at the top of the stairs, his pants are not buttoned and his shirt is straining across the stomach area just a little.]

The hell did you do to my clothes

[electricitybill]

I didn't do shit to your clothes.

[She sighs and climbs up the stairs.]

Are you drunk already? Go lay down on the bed and I'll button them up.

[Maybe there was something wrong with his shirt.]

[whiskeyglassestoyourhead]

You must have fuckin' did somethin'.

[He gives her a look, he had only had one bottle of whiskey of course he wasn't drunk, but either way he walks over and lays on the bed.]

The hell is this supposed to do?

[electricitybill]

[She climbs up beside him, reaching down to try and button up his pants. She struggles too.]

I didn't do anything!

[It takes a few minutes, but she's finally able to button them up... but they are extremely tight.]

It's like you've gained weight ...