electricitybill | Open Post

Open post for Female!Volkner from Pokemon

chances are it'll get kinky as fuck in here so fair warning.

Old enough, Volk.

[ don't remind him that he's old enough to be your dad. ]

No, c'mon and tell me. Don't be silly.

[It turns her on.]

I'm thirty-six.

Edited (wow that was totally not the right tag gg self) 2013-01-03 22:44 (UTC)

...You really could be my father. What, do you want to spank me?

[ he barks out a laugh. ]

Only if you're into that kinda thing.

[volkner moves to lean against the wall and wiggle her ass.]

You're my first. I don't know if I am.

[ and now his laughing is a little more awkward. ]

I dunno, Volkner, I think I'd feel like some creepy old guy on a train.

...You don't feel like one already?

[Just... looks at him like he's crazy.]

...I didn't until you said that.

[ URGH HE FEELS WEIRD NOW HE DOESN'T WANT TO FEEL LIKE A TRAIN MOLESTER!!!! ]

...I was kidding. I thought you'd like to do something like that.

[Guess not. She grumbles and straightens herself out.]

Sorry, Volk.

[ he smiles apologetically and holds an arm out. ]

[She moves towards him with a bit of a smile... and then decides to go and grab his balls.]

So let's try something else.

[ undignified yelping ]

Wh-What?

You heard me.

[Unzips his pants.]

What do you have in mind?

[ he is not sure if he'll like what she's thinking of... ]

...Fucking.

[So blunt.]

...Anything specific?

[ he's chuckling. ]

...What do you think?

[Spreads her legs a bit.]