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It was just a normal day for Volkner. She had finished up her own chores and was now waiting for something to come along. She was wearing a flat jumper which was very useful here; getting all the oil on it.

She stood outside, watching around carefully. She was very bored here... she removed her hat and brushed out her hair. She heard something that sounded like a car about to explode, but... who'd be stupid enough to drive around a car like that?

So, she looked around a little bit more carefully now. Perhaps she needed a hard hat too.