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[electricitybill]

It was just a normal day for Volkner. She had finished up her own chores and was now waiting for something to come along. She was wearing a flat jumper which was very useful here; getting all the oil on it.

She stood outside, watching around carefully. She was very bored here... she removed her hat and brushed out her hair. She heard something that sounded like a car about to explode, but... who'd be stupid enough to drive around a car like that?

So, she looked around a little bit more carefully now. Perhaps she needed a hard hat too.

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[derpswag]

Not stupid, just necessary. So yeah, his car was having a few problems but those were recent developments in its otherwise perfect life. Bright red, save for a bit of rust around the rims but the colour really outshone any imperfections.

Unfortunately, he couldn't overlook the internal imperfections unless he wanted to put the life of the car in danger, and he didn't want that. When he rolled up into the front of the shop, he had a look on his face that was closer to check out my sweet ride than it was to this car is a huge piece of shit and I should be ashamed. He had to be proud of what he has, always, no matter what.

He'd seen her even before he'd stepped out of the car, and as soon as he got his seatbelt off and slammed the door shut he was walking towards her. "Hey, you work here?" Obviously, but he wasn't the best at making great conversation.

[electricitybill]

Ah yes, one of those guys who thought they were the swag in a car she could buy in a day. An hour if she ever flashed her tits. Which she didn't, she was far too classy for that.

"I think you're at the wrong place." She sighed and moved over towards the car. "But I work here, yeah. Volkner." Fixing her hat again, "I've got some free time, let me see what I can do."

She may have looked like a guy, but she definitely did not sound like a guy. And up close? Even less like a guy. Most men wouldn't want her anywhere near their car. They didn't pay her big dollars for nothing.